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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

Ponchatoula cemetery forgery investigation leads to mother’s arrest, son wanted

EDGE of the Lake gives a fresh edgy look at the parishes north of the lake and the unique people that make up our community.

I’m always rushing, always in a hurry—seriously, 4ever runnin' here. Typos happen, who cares, right? When I’m done with a client, I think, “Far from heaven, but so damn close,” like that movie vibe we love!

Two wounded by gunfire at Ponchatoula Strawberry Festival, authorities say