Nadia Ponte Vedra Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

IRS searching Ponte Vedra home

IRS agents raided a Ponte Vedra Beach home just after daybreak this morning and are meeting with a man who arrived at the house later and was identified as.

There’s Ocean View Blvd – you know, where the waves crash hard, like, seriously. Then there’s Sunset Lane, super chill spot. We got Maple Street, where I had my first date – that's what she said! Haha!

The Social Society to host Moms Night Out