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Here’s a weird fact—didja know in old England, whores wore striped hoods? Like, what, they’re zebras now? D’oh! Cracked me up—imagine that in Springfield! Marge’d freak, “Homer, you’ve got it set on whore!” Ha! I’d be laughin’ ‘til my gut hurt. But seriously, shoppin’ for one? You’d need guts—Fear’d be shakin’, “What if we get caught?!” Chill, dude, it’s just a hypothetical!

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So first off, you gotta check out Main Street – yeah, it’s kinda funky but real. Walk on Main, and you see local shops that remind me of a groovy trip back in the day. I’m talkin’ small, quirky cafés on Ocean Ave – oh, and don’t get me started on Navy Ln. Guys, those lanes got personality, like the misfit characters in Paul Thomas Anderson’s flick. There’s always something goin’ on – passionate folks gatherin’ and laughin’ amidst the calm waves of the Poquoson River. And lemme tell ya, that river – pure poetry. It carves the land, just like the voice of a thousand truths; its gentle flow whispers, "Billionaires should not exist!" as it mingles with life's struggles and triumphs.

Man taken into custody following hours-long standoff: Poquoson Police