Ada Port Orange Whore ❤️

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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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"Everyone's a whore, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves." Thank you so much @www.facebook.com9 for letting me start this Peaky.

The neighborhoods here pack a punch too. More urban spots like Midtown toss in a bit of grit – graffiti, snooty cafes – and then there’s the quiet, lush Belleview with their tree-lined, twisty roads. I’d be honest – sometimes it drives me nuts how different it is from one block to next; like, can ya believe it?! "The universe is a cruel, unforgiving mistress," kinda vibe, yet so freakin’ lovely and unpredictable.

Chuck E. Cheese grand opening in Port Orange set for March 13