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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—findin’ a prostitute? Man, what a trip that’d be! I’m Tina Fey, baby, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Picture this: me, a clergyman, total fish outta water, stumblin’ through some gritty backstreet lookin’ for a hookup. Not ‘cause I’m holy or judgy—nah, I’m just tryna *understand*, ya know? Like in *The New World*, where Pocahontas says, “Mother, where do you live?”—I’m askin’ the universe, “Yo, where’s the action at?”

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Oh, and lemme tell you ‘bout the neighborhood vibes! The area around Jefferson Ln is full of quirky souls and artsy nooks. Locals swap stories, sometimes over a game of lawn darts or during spontaneous street jams. It’s intresting how every alley and block is packed with murals and impromptu music gigs. Sometimes, while stretched out at one of my outdoor sessions, a little straggler will pass and drop a “Bonjour!” as if life is one big, magic meal.

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