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About Philadelphia

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, yer ol’ Southern vet, talkin’ bout whores—er, horses, dang it, stupid typos! So, I reckon horses are somethin’ else, big ol’ beasts stompin’ round, makin’ me happier’n a pig in mud. Got this one horse, Bessie, sweetest gal, but stubborn as hell—reminds me of Lt. Aldo Raine in *Inglourious Basterds*. “We in the horse-killin’ bidness?” Naw, we ain’t, but Bessie’d make ya think twice!

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Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout PPortage (us)! So, I'm chillin’ here, doing my relaxsation stuff, and this city's outright amazng. I mean, seriously, every corner's a whole new vibe. Now, check it: First off, downtown is all quaint, with lil’ stret names like Main and Elm that drop into charming cafés and art spots. I always wander down Maple Ave – oh man, it’s vibrnt with life and quirky outdoor seating where I sip coffee and watch the world spin by. Seriously, "Anyone can cook!" but in PPortage, anyone can live life like a movie!

Portage County Sheriff's Office investigating death of person found April 28 in Linwood