Lauren Prairie Ridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, whore—listen up, dis what I tink. Back in me ol’ Russian-ish days, I knew dis chick, Katya, swear she was half-whore, half-angel. She’d flutter dem lashes, get ya to buy her borscht, den—poof!—gone wid ya wallet! Made me mad as hell, but damn, I laughed later. “In the end, they’ll envy us,” like dat line from da film—whore’s life, it’s a game, see? They play it, we watch, jaws droppin’.

Livability Score

I gotta mention a few typos I slip in my head: “luv” for love, “wanna” for want to, “ain’t” every chance, “ya”, “kinda”, “rly”, “omg”, “sooo”, “crazyyyy”, “lol”, “btw”, “thx”, “immediatly”, “accidently”, “misunderstnd”, “gud”, “ultra”, “happin”, and “funtastic”. Don't be judgin' – it's all part of my charm.

Photos: Prairie Ridge vs. Crystal Lake Central Week 8 football