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About Phoenix

So, findin’ a prostitute? Honey, it’s like codin’ an app! Takes some know-how, a little risk, and a lotta hustle. Back in my day—well, not *my* day, I ain’t *that* old, bless my heart—we didn’t have no apps for it. Nope, it was word o’ mouth, shady corners, and a prayer you didn’t get caught! Nowadays, it’s all digital, like them Harvard boys in the movie. You swipe, you click—boom, “You’ve got a match!” Kinda like how Eduardo got screwed over, but with less lawyers and more glitter, ya know?

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I’m not sharin’ this for glory; it's just how life comes at you. Some days, ya feel on top of the world, and others? You’re wishin’ you could CTRL+Z your mistakes. I once got mad as hell at a broken bench in Central Plaza (yeah, that one where couples whisper sweet nothings) – can ya imagine? But then, right after, a stray dog came by waggin’ its tail, and I thought, “Look, guys, it's all gonna be alright.”

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