Ellie Princeton Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Pisses me off tho – parts are rare as hell, cost me an arm and a leg. Found a carburetor once, guy wanted 500 bucks – robbery! Happy as a pig in shit when I fixed her up, tho – purrin like a kitten on steroids. Surprised me too, found a stash of old cigs in the glovebox – some hippie owner, probs. “There’s more than meets the eye,” like Fincher’d say, right? Adds character, this Whore’s got stories.

The Cruziness continues.

Princeton - I never applied, but I'm just going to rank all of these colleges anyway. Insane rigor which both fascinates and terrifies me. I also like tigers. Brown - I only applied last year, so I'm not going to rank it alongside the four universities I'm expecting results from this week.

And yeah, my spa? It's smack dab in a neat but underrated area off the beaten track – a building with quirky tech decor that even Elon would tweet about with dry humor. I throw in tech terms all day: "Your skin functions like a finely tuned algorithm. Optimize it." Clients roll their eyes but secretly dig it.

Trump Pauses Dozens of Federal Grants to Princeton