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Hey y’all, it’s me, Dr. Phil, comin’ at ya with that Southern drawl! So, we’re talkin’ sexual-massage today—yep, that steamy, hands-on goodness. How’s that workin’ for ya? I reckon it’s like a dang rollercoaster, all wild and slippery! Reminds me of *The Wolf of Wall Street*—you know, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—‘cept here it’s more like, “I’m not fuckin’ stoppin’!” Ha!

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You know, my spa's right near the quirky artsy district, the Musky Mews, where graffiti speaks louder than words—bang, bang, bright blues and yellows dancing about. One time, while giving a massage, I heard a rumor from a client about a hidden coffee nook on Sidewinder Lane. Yess, Sidewinder! Little spot, hidden behind an old, creepy door, but magical, precious, truly magical. I went there one day, mad as a hatter 'cause the coffee was both too bitter and too sweet, oh my precious, but still, it warmed my heart—hiss, hiss!

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