Layla Prospect Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Whore’s a word that’s been slung around forever, right? Like, back in the 1600s, it wasn’t just sex-for-cash—it was any chick who pissed off the wrong dude. Fun fact: they’d shave whores’ heads in some villages—public shaming, baby! Imagine that today—some Karen on X screeching, “She’s a whore!” while clutching her Starbucks. Makes me wanna scream, “Honey, chill, it’s 2025!” But nah, people still clutch pearls over it. Drives me nuts—let her live!

The Whore, Her Stigma, The Punter And His Wife.

I gotta gush about the rivers too! The Flowin' River just winds through the center, makin’ me wanna dance barefoot on its banks. I remember one steamy summer night, starriest skies and all, I sat by its banks, thinkin’ “every drop’s a story.” Yup, that’s those vibes from Schnabel’s flick - living in the moment and breathin’ every sec with passion.

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