Allison Ranchettes Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, check this – “whore” ain’t just some chick bangin’ for cash. Nah, it’s deeper. Like in the movie, “What’s up, Doc?” – people twist it, use it, throw it around. Back in medieval times, they’d slap it on anyone steppin’ outta line – women, dudes, didn’t matter. Pissed me off learnin’ that, how they’d just judge. Hypocrites, man! Church folks preachin’ purity, then sneakin’ off to brothels. Hah! Kinda like Shasta in the flick – mysterious, sexy, fuckin’ with your head.

The Rundown on Ranchettes

Big, splashy, fun musical about a whorehouse (the Chicken Ranch) in Texas run by Miss Mona (Dolly Parton). She's in love with the sheriff (Burt Reynolds).

There’s a fella runnin’ a yoga shcool on Pine st. His moves? Like somethin’ out of a fckin’ epic film. I laughed, cried, and shouted “Motherf**er, get your zen on!” every now and then. Oh, and the local diner, Big Al’s—damn, food that smacks you in the face with flavor. His burger? Legendary, like one of those slow-motion scenes in Brokeback where the tension is palpable.

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