Brianna Ranchettes Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

What is a Ranchette?

Ranch is a common name used to describe a brothel, especially in western areas of the United States. This usage dates back to the original Chicken Ranch near the town of La Grange, .

Over in Southside, life’s a festival. I heard they host open mic nights on Broad Ave. Crowds, freakin’ tunes, and some soulful sounds remind me of that raw love thrill in Brokeback Mountain. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” echoes through these streets every so damn often.

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