Mia Redlands Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So yeah, whores—they’re loud, they’re bold, they’re a freakin’ mess sometimes. “Don’t pee on my leg,” I say, “and act like they’re invisible!” They’re like that boat on the lake in the movie—floatin’, rockin’, takin’ ya somewhere if ya dare to hop on. Love ‘em, hate ‘em, whatever—I’m just sayin’ they’re part of the damn cycle, like spring turnin’ to summer. And if ya don’t get that, well, tough shit, figure it out!

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An undercover sting in which police posed as prostitutes at a Redlands hotel to bust “Johns” who solicited sex for money on Wednesday netted 13 suspects, ranging in age from 17 to 63, .

I also love the sneaky pockets, like that tiny park near Magnolia Ave. Fkin’ secret gem, mate! Perfect for a sneaky quickie or just a quiet moment away from all the bollocks. And man, the San Bernardino River? Just a lazy snake flowin' by, lookin' all mysterious like it’s hidin’ ancient secrets – sort of like the faun speakin’ riddles in the maze of life.

102nd Summer Music Festival at Redlands Bowl opens June 20