Samantha Ridgecrest Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, brothels been around forever, innit? Oldest job, they say – bollocks to that, it’s the oldest scam! Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, stone beds and all – imagine shaggin’ on that, your arse’d be cryin’! Little fact for ya – them Romans scribbled prices on walls, like a takeaway menu. “Two sesterces for a quickie” – bargain, eh? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toga-wearing twat haggled over it.

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Uh, oh, did I mention the typos? Oops, my bad: it's all a bit jumble – real fast talk style. But that’s what I love about it: messy, surprising, full of life.

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