Natalie Ridgewood Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Me, I’d never mess with it – too chaotic, too grimy. But if you’re curious, just Google it, hun – tons of underground stories floatin round. Pro tip: don’t be a moron, stay safe, or ya might end up a cautionary tale. Edna’s out – no capes, no crap!

The official mascot of Queens Crap

Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh She's an expensive whore Yeah she will cost you more She's my main creditor Down at the liquor store She said "Everybody's moving to Ridgewood, but I'm not.

keepin' it real: life here is balanced on crazy antics and chill nights. there’s a funky street full of tiny shops on Palmetto Street; no kidding, if you love surprises, you’ll find one that sells weird handmade soaps that smell like mystery meat. haha, i even lost count of typos in my head—this city screws up your expectations like “life, uh, is a series of massages in a boxing ring,” ya feel me?

Ridgewood High School rumor of potential threat was 'misguided prank' by group of students