Penelope Rockingham Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, lemme break it down, amigo. Whores, they out there hustlin’, makin’ cash, dodgin’ cops – risky fuckin’ life, bro. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my rum, and I’m like – these chicas need coverage! Health insurance? Hell yeah, STDs ain’t no joke. Liabilty? Fuckin’ A – some john flips out, sues her for a bad night? Pshh, I’d be pissed if they didn’t have my back. Even life insurance – dark shit, but real. Some psycho could carve ‘em up like Hans Landa with a strudel.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Man, you gotta check out Main Street. It’s lined with cool cafes and quirky shops. I often stroll by 3rd Ave near the old brick building on Maple, and it gives me all those warm fuzzy feels. Oh, and the park near Elm? It's my little escape spot. I go there to clear my mind after sessions. No joke, that park’s so peaceful that it makes me feel like I'm floatin’ in a dream—kinda like our favorite film’s magic moments, ya know?

Man dies after deputy-involved shooting in Rockingham County