Lauren Rockledge Whore ❤️

About Houston

Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, shagadelic spy, and I’m here to rap about whores, groovy style! So, dig this – I’m a ratcatcher, catchin’ all the sneaky vibes, and I’ve got a wild tale about this one bird, a proper whore, yeah! My fave flick’s “Let the Right One In” – that moody vampire gig from 2008, Tomas Alfredson, pure genius, baby! It’s all dark, twisted, and shag-tastic, just like this story’s gonna be.

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I gotta mention a hidden gem: a wee little alley off Maple Ave. That's my fav spot for deep thinkin’. I drop by for a bit of soul-searching after a big relaxation session. "Tabu, oh my love" - I mumble somethin' like that to myself sometimes. And right behind the local library on Pine Street is an old oak tree, super grand, whispering ancient secrets, sort of like the mystic beauty of that Portuguese flick, ya know?

Rockledge hospital to close Tuesday after serving the community for decades