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Hey, pal, so finding a prostitute—wild, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Picture this: dark streets, flickering lights, kinda like *Werckmeister Harmonies*—you know, my fave, that moody Béla Tarr joint. The whale’s just sittin’ there, stinkin’ up the town, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, this is like huntin’ for a hookup!” You don’t just stroll up and bam, there’s your gal. Nah, it’s sneaky, shadowy—like that eerie harmonium music drivin’ me nuts.

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I also love the view at the edge of the Amphibian Nature Reserve. Look, I got a bit too excited one hot day (sorry for the typos, my brain was on hyperdrive) – I got like a bajillion ideas about stars and parallel universes and then BOOM – one wonderful moment, like, "Life, uh, right?" As my dating app tunes sometimes remind me: life is a series of uncanny quick cuts.

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