Emily Rosamond Whore ❤️

About Houston

She’s slippin’ thru life, makin’ cash off dopes—happy as a pig in mud, that made me jealous, y’all! Surprised me too—thought whores were all sad sacks, but nah, this one’s laughin’, probly at me. “You can’t plan life,” Toni’d say—whore’s proof, a walkin’ disaster I can’t stop starin’ at. Once caught her hagglin’ with a surfer dude—$50 for “company,” he’s all “Mahalo, brah,” like it’s a damn Aloha deal. Cracked me up—dumbass thinkin’ he’s slick!

The Woman in the Bower

Most of what we hear and read about twelfth-century hottie Rosamund Clifford, aka “Fair Rosamund,” just wasn't so. True, she was Henry II's mistress. But that'.

I gotta be honest – sometimes I get lost in the rough, dusty backroads of the town. Ya know, those moments when the world feels like one big, spinnin’ wheel of fortune. And hell, I typo'd 'desert' as 'desrt' in my head at least once – gotta blame my brain sometimes like "heck, livin’s messy, partner."

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