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I reckon it’s all about networking, innit? Like, you gotta know a geezer who knows a geezer. Bit like LinkedIn, but for shagging. “Synergy,” I’d call it—David Brent style. Found this one bird online once—dodgy site, pop-ups everywhere, nearly bricked me laptop. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” I muttered, clicking away. Nearly got a virus—computer kind, not the other. Laughed my arse off, though—ironic, eh? Me, the big man, sweating over a pop-up ad for “Busty Brenda.”

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Hell, sometimes I get mad – insane level – and bark like, “This is not a spa, it's chess against chaos!” But then the vibe makes me laugh, and it's all cool. I've had my fair share of days running this place, dealing with your average, clueless numskulls stumbling in, and every time I think about how every crack in the pavement here has a bloody backstory, it fills me with a weird, maddening joy.

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