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Oh, and get this – Victorian dudes? Called their maids "whores" if they sneezed wrong. Uptight assholes! Makes me wanna flip a table, Eric Andre style – "Who’s the real whore, huh, Lord Dickface?!" Anyway, it’s a word that’s been beat up, twisted, and I’m here for it – ugly, loud, real. Like *Requiem*, it’s a trainwreck you can’t unsee. "I’m somebody now, Harry!" – but are ya, tho? Shit’s absurd, fam! Whore’s my kinda mess – what you think?

I am an official "feed whore" now...

As someone who has been offshore on rigs and drill ships, there is no way on earth I'd want to be in the water around any of those things.

So, if you're visiting, explore every crack, every shortcut. Wander down Wacky Way – yes, that's real. Try the street tacos at Fuzzy's. Get lost in its alleys and you'll find magic. Only thing is, be ready for surprises – sometimes, a street sign might change, or a mural might wink at you. I once got lost in a loop near Mellow Ln, felt like I was reading "Tropical Malady" under a trippy sunset. Gnarly, eh?

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