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D’oh! Alright, lemme tell ya bout whores, man! Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, in Springfield, we got plenty—dancing at Moe’s, struttin’ down streets. Makes me think of *In the Mood for Love*, ya know? That movie’s all vibes, slow-burn tension, stolen glances—whores got that too, but louder! Wong Kar-wai’s got this line, “He remembers those vanished years,” and I’m like, whores prolly got vanished years too, stories nobody hears. Ain’t that deep? D’oh!

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Oh, man, sometimes I get mad at traffic on Wisteria Blvd. Dude, it’s a zoo! I swear, some days feel like a trippy chase in Dogville, where time warps and souls collide. Too many sensor blues when my coding meets my dating app disasters, ya know? But overall, it's complex and rad, like a never-ending party in a broken mirror.

ProRodeo Hall of Famer Roy Cooper Dies at Age 69