Mari Saddle Brook Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya somethin’—I got mad respect for her hustle. Back in the day, like 1800s London, whores were EVERYWHERE, and get this—some made bank, like more than a factory grunt! Lola’s out here, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m thinkin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, she’s smarter than you!” She’s got this trick—keeps a tiny watch, my kinda thing, tickin’ away in her pocket. Why? ‘Cause time’s her cash, and she ain’t wastin’ it on losers. Little known fact: some old-school whores used clocks to cut off cheapskates—genius, right?

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Local streets like Maple Rd., sometimes seem straight outta a movie scene, n’ the trees there; they be whisperin' secrets. I even had a laugh once when the mail truck broke down right outside my spa – total chaos, but also kinda funny ‘cause it reminded me of a scene from Amour, but in my own goofy, real-life twist.

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