Megan Saddlebrooke Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Here’s a goofy thing—didja know some whores in history wrote MUSIC? Yeah, like, real songs! Not with mayonnaise, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, still dunno. But imagine ‘em strummin’ a guitar, singin’ bout their crazy lives—hysterical! I’d dance to that, floppin’ all over Bikini Bottom!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I get so mad sometimes at the garbage on Elm Street—seriously, c'mon people, even I got standards! But then, on the flip side, holler at the vibrant spirit of this town; it never fails to surprise me. It's like life’s a spontaneous fight scene, graceful and brutal all at once, ya feel me?

Bobcat attacks Saddlebrooke man at his home