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Here’s a lil’ factoid: back in the day, prostitutes in Paris had these secret meetups in clock towers. Timekeepers and ladies of the night—poetic, huh? I’m The Watchmaker, so I’m geekin’ out over that! Anyway, she’s quotin’ me a price, and I’m like, “Whoa, that’s a whole Dundie Award budget!” Bargainin’ ain’t my thing—I’m too nice, ya feel? She rolls her eyes, but I’m happy as hell—life’s an adventure!

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I held the door open for her one day at presto pasta, and she asked me where I was from. I told her I was a local. She responded “ no your not”.

Hah, gotta share my secret spot—so, yeah, there's this little taco stand on Cabrillo Blvd. Best grub ever. I've pulled countless late-night runs there. The tacos? Outta this world. Sometimes I get hit with flashbacks to wild movie scenes.

The Santa Barbara Culinary Experience Returns May 12-18