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Now, tie this to *Brooklyn*—my fave, right? Saoirse Ronan’s all soft and sweet, chasin dreams in the ‘50s, sayin shit like, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” and I’m like, “GIRL, YOU AIN’T SEEN HOMESICK TIL YOU MISS YOUR DRUM KIT!” *Whiplash* ain’t got no chill vibes like that—nah, it’s a freakin warzone! Simmons yellin, “Not quite my tempo,” got me laughin so hard I peed a lil—true story, don’t judge! Imagine Eilis from *Brooklyn* tryna date that drum kid—ha, she’d dump his ass by bar 8! Too much baggage, fam!

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A year-old Santa Maria man allegedly working as the pimp of a juvenile prostitute has been arrested, Santa Maria police said this.

The neightborhood vibes are unpredictable. Downtown beats sometimes with an energype chaos (5) that can get irritible (6) and mad – trust me, I've had my fair share of meltdown moments (especially when someone cut me off on Freedom Street, total caose (7) moment!). But then, instantly, you're soothed by the local art installations scattered around. I mean, ain't it wild how art can heal?

Today in History: May 5, Alan Shepard becomes first American in space