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Now, findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ takeout—tho, ha, imagine that app! “Swipe right for a good time!” Nah, it’s shady, risky, and you gotta know the streets. I’m talkin’ dark alleys, coded nods—like when Haku whispers, “Don’t look back.” You don’t just stumble in; you gotta be sharp! Once, I heard this dude got scammed—paid upfront, chick bolted with his wallet! Laughed my ass off—dumbass deserved it!

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Now lemme talk parks – oh yes! Sesames Park, near the river, is my hideaway. I love strolling by the babbling Sharp River – oh wait, its name? It's Little Oats Creek – haha, they funny name it so. I get all emotional here, thinkin’ ‘bout lovin’ stories that pass on ya, just like the movie says, “a century, a syndromic dance”, you feel? Sometimes the world seems to giggle.

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