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Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps spike on Valentine’s? Yeah, lonely hearts get desperate, it’s hilarious! I was on there once, scrollin’, and this chick’s like, “DTF, no strings.” Straight up! I’m thinkin’, “Bloody hell, love, at least buy me dinner first!” Got me mad, tho—where’s the chase, the thrill? Everyone’s so damn lazy now. Back in my day—well, Hannibal’s day—I’d seduce ya proper, then maybe eat yer liver with fava beans. Classy, yeah?

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Oh, and there's this pub on Dockside Blvd. Now that joint? Pure magic, wacky tunes, wild conversations, and yes, sometimes love affairs have begun over a pint or two. Imagine, a sexologist like meself laughin' with strangers about passions and the perils of flirtin'—it’s a mad, mad world but marvelous all the same.

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