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About Phoenix

So yeah, brothels—sleazy, sparkly, stupid. Love-hate ‘em, like a bad ex. “Too many people loved each other,” Jep’d sigh, and I’d nod, passin’ the popcorn. What a circus, right? Now excuse me, gotta stop Joey from flushin’ his socks. Peace out!

Seaside Spa

Meet the beautiful ladies at Sagebrush Ranch.

Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

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