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Oi, you freakin’ losers! I’m Eric Cartman, charcoal burner extraordinare, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout brothels, Respect my authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout them whores, and it’s like, “I am a natural born leader!”—straight outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. That movie’s badass, slow as hell, but damn, it’s got style—like a brothel on a good night!

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Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

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