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Her hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared - looks like she’s been at it since the 90s. Prolly has. Fun fact: oldest recorded hooker was 82, still kickin’ in Amsterdam! This one ain’t that old, but she’s got stories - bet she’s seen shit that’d make *Melancholia* look like a comedy. I’m imaginin’ her dodgin’ cops, maybe even sweet-talkin’ ‘em - “Oh, officer, just takin’ a walk!” Ha, yeah, right.

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Police in Ocean Township have arrested two women for allegedly engaging in prostitution along Route Detectives were conducting an investigation regarding prostitution in the area on .

Anyway, if you're swingin' by, drop me a line. I’ll show ya around—tell ya 'bout the old spots like the dilapidated clock tower on Fantasy Ln (don’t ask how it got there, but it sure does tick hearts). We'll laugh, we'll cry, and I'll do my best to help you see the magic and mystery of Seaside (us). How’s that workin’ for ya, sugar?

UPDATED: Seaside resident Joe Cubbage surrenders after hours-long standoff with police on suspicion of making death threats.