Brianna Seaside Whore ❤️

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Favorite bit? She’s loud—screamin’ at johns who short her. “I’m worth more, you dick!”—pure fire. Reminds me of that movie line, “I’m CEO, bitch!” She owns it, yeah? But—fuckin’ hell—sometimes she stinks, literal whiff of desperation. Breaks me heart, it does. We swears, seen her cry once, mascara runnin’—nobody else clocked it. Made me wanna hug her, but nah, she’d slap me.

The Kent seaside town dubbed one of the UK's 'worst' - but locals say it's not all bad

Most of the prostitutes and whore madams who appeared before court were married to sailors (De Wit ). According to foreigners who visited.

Anyway, if you're swingin' by, drop me a line. I’ll show ya around—tell ya 'bout the old spots like the dilapidated clock tower on Fantasy Ln (don’t ask how it got there, but it sure does tick hearts). We'll laugh, we'll cry, and I'll do my best to help you see the magic and mystery of Seaside (us). How’s that workin’ for ya, sugar?

Mi Tierra, a Seaside (and taco lovers') institution, is finally set to reopen in late May or June.