Katherine Sebring Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

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Sebring Questioned again, he told them, “You take a pound ham, you stick it up a woman's bug and you pull out the bone, and that's how you rebush a whore.

Oh, btw, I might've said some stuff wrong – sorry if I went off track! Just a lil’ erratic, like my brain sometimes. But that’s Sebring for ya. Its charm, its mad surprises, and its little secret spots make it a place you just can’t ignore.

My visit to Sebring, Florida after HGTV's "Home Town Takeover"