Luna Sedro Woolley Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Hey, pal, so—whore, huh? What’s the deal there? I’m sittin here thinkin—slow, y’know, like always—bout this gig, this… profession. Whore’s in that big ol Russian classifier, right? OKPDTR—fancy initials, sounds official, but does it list “whore”? Nah, probs not. Soviets didn’t vibe with that. Too messy, too human. But lemme tell ya, it’s ancient—oldest job, they say. Older than dirt, older than me even, ha! Curious thing tho—what’s it mean today? Street corner? High-class escort? OnlyFans chick? All of em, maybe.

Sedro-Woolley, WA

So come on over, let’s toddle down the winding roads and cups of coffee, and remember – I'm here to share my secrets and idiosyncrasies. Cheers, my friend, cheers to Sedro-Woolley, where every fleeting moment is a story waiting to be told!

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