Jade Seneca Whore ❤️

About New York City

So yah, whores—dey’re da real deal. Tougher dan nails, smarter dan ya think. Next time ya see one, don’t judge—say, “I’ll be back,” and mean it! Dey’re out dere, livin’ loud, like da Tenenbaums, but wid more balls. Hasta la vista, dat’s my take!

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—I say that she was a prostitute. She says she was a beggar too.—I owe the chastity of my budding priestess to the fact that she is also a murderer.

Oh, and if you feel like exploring, check out Old Mill Park. I always wander there and think, “Bloody hell, times change small-town dreams into big farces.” And oh, the river! The Clearrun River flows like an endless, chill soundtrack—a bit like the film, where every drop is a moment. Honestly, I’m always advicin’ my clients that just like the river, you gotta keep flowing even if the banks flood with drama. Ugh, life's so extra sometimes!

Lexie Hames strikes out 17 to lead Seneca Valley over previously unbeaten Hempfield