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So, I’m out in the ends, right, lookin’ for this lass. Ain’t no Tinder for this, nah, it’s old-school—cash in hand, dark alleys, the lot. I’m thinkin’, “Is it ’cos I is black?” ‘cos these streets be judgin’ me harder than a Fincher close-up. Found this one bird, yeah, proper fit, but she’s chattin’ some next-level code. “I don’t know how it works,” I’m mutterin’, like I’m tryna crack the Zodiac cipher meself. She’s all, “50 quid, quick job,” and I’m like, “Bruv, I ain’t no amateur!”

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on Eastside Holler – a quirky neighborhood with bright murals and funky graffiti! Streets like Hickory Ln. are all twisty-turny and sometimes ya even see a stray cat doin’ something rly hilarious. I been gettin’ belly laughs from locals for my “ancient” hands massage technique – they call it a miracle sometimes. OMG, too funny!

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