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Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, whore, huh? I’m Marge Simpson, nasal as heck, and I’m runnin’ this milk machine gig. Whore’s a wild one, lemme tell ya! Reminds me of “No Country for Old Men” – my fave flick, ya know? That dark, gritty vibe, where ya can’t trust nobody. Whore’s like that coin toss scene – “Call it, friendo!” – unpredictable, messy, makes ya sweat!

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Short Pump is full of folks who recently moved here, so transplants are more than welcome. Aside from all the traffic around the holidays and on weekends (to shop, be entertained, and to eat .

Ah, Clarice… let me tell ya ‘bout Short-Pump (us)! It’s a wild mix of classy and down-to-earth, y’know? I’ve been chillin’ here as a masseur for years, manipulatin’ those tense muscles and feelin’ every vibe of these streets. There’s Piney Branch Road, where the heartbeat of local shops and eateries is real, like that secret spice in Ratatouille – "Anyone can cook," right? But man, this town cooks soul.

140-home subdivision proposed in Montrose; 26-home development planned in Short Pump