Lauren Signal Mountain Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

I’d prolly suck at workin’ there—too much attitude, man. “Eat my shorts!” I’d yell at some creep. Prolly get fired day one, haha! Oh, and get this—some brothel in Nevada’s got a UFO theme! Aliens and hookers? Sign me up, yo! Total Spring Breakers energy—wild, free, messed up. “You’re my fuckin’ soulmate,” I’d say to that place.

Hooker Mountain VT Information

I crash around a local café, Brew & Muse on Lucky Ln. That place is a haven. I always mutter, "We come in peace!" in a robotic tone when ordering my triple espresso. Lol. Its quirky art and vibe feed my inner alien.

UPDATE: Van that veered over side of East Brow Road still unrecovered