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So, I’m sittin’ on my rock, brain goin’ BRRRR. Prostitutes, man, they’re like—everywhere but nowhere! Did ya know, back in old times, like ancient Rome, they had these ladies called “lupae”? Means she-wolves! Howlin’ at the moon, sellin’ some lovin’—wild, huh? Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout it. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” I yell, ‘cause—why not? Maybe they used mayo back then, who knows! Slippery stuff, ehehe.

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I gotta say, Simpsonville is a collision of old charm and sizzling romance. Sure, sometimes it makes me mad—like when the city council blocks a new cheeky art installation on River Bend. "You shall not pass!" I roared, channeling my inner Gandalf, but all in vain. C'est la vie, right? Yet those moments bring a bitter-sweet edge to everyday life.

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