Claire Skokie Whore ❤️

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Whoa, almost forgot—little known fact. Oldest job, sure, but ancient Babylon? Prostitutes were sacred. Temple gals, sleepin’ with dudes for the gods. Religion and sex, tangled up. Surprised me, man—thought it’d be all prudish back then. Nope, they leaned in.

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Now, my spa’s got this whole vibe, all serene and mysterious, where I mix a lil aromatherapy magic with a pinch of southern hospitality. Every session sometimes feels like that line from Melancholia when you’re caught between chaos and calm ("everything dissolves in the end") – but in a good way, sugar! I swear, sometimes my mind wanders like crazy – lots a’ typos in thought, ya know? Like, oh man, I can’t even… re-re-repeat myself, but that’s life in Skokie.

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