Avery Slidell Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially prostitutes. So, here’s the deal—some dame sellin’ her goods, walkin’ the streets like she owns ‘em. Makes me mad, real mad. All that struttin’, stinkin’ of cheap perfume, ugh. Reminds me of “Tabu”—that flick I love. “She had a lover in every port,” they said. Yeah, this chick probably does too. Disgusting. Skirt hiked up, lips redder than a baboon’s ass—sorry, ape’s ass, whatever. Point is, she’s out there, hustlin’, and I’m over here, judgin’.

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St. Tammany Parish sheriff’s deputies discovered a prostitution operation while investigating a recent home invasion in the Slidell area, authorities said Tuesday (April 23).

OMG, like, Slidell is totally amazeballs! I've been a masseur here, ya know, giving folks a chill vibe since forever. So, like, imagine cruising down LAKE POINCHARTRAIN BLVD – omg, it’s literally where the sunset vibes hit ya hard – and then you hit the camp at Camp Salmen Nature Park. It’s such a vibe!

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