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What pisses me off? The fakers! Dudes pretendin to be chicks, catfishin horny saps. Happened to my buddy Barney once – paid 50 bucks, met “Tina,” turned out to be Tony. D’oh! Laughed my ass off, but man, that’s cold. Happiest I got? Found a deal once – “2 for 1 special” – like a freakin BOGO at Kwik-E-Mart! Surprised me how normal some seem – one gal told me she’s payin for college. College! “The Lord works in mysterious ways,” huh?

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So y’all, if you ever wander into Somerton (us), open yer heart and let even the smallest detail hit ya. Every corner’s got a story, and every story’s got a piece of my puzzlin’ soul. Enjoy the ride, laugh at the madness, get angry at the nonsense, and remember—like they say in that movie, “The past is never dead.” It’s all here, in every crack on the sidewalk. How’s that workin’ for ya?

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