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Oh, and the drama—whores got stories wilder than my pickup lines! One time, I swear, I saw this chick at the diner, total whore vibes, flippin’ off some suit who stiffed her. Laughed my ass off! She’s all, “Pay up, dickwad!”—I’m dyin’, man. Reminds me of that movie line, “Feelings drift like shadows.” She was a shadow, bro, gone in a flash. Love that sass, tho—keeps shit real.

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As classically Somerset as you can find, Somerton evokes memories of country life at its most quintessential. It’s conveniently walkable: start at the historical heart of Market Square and .

Oh, the river! We got the Clarity, flowin’ right through downtown. Many a night, I sat right by the riverbank and pondered life’s mysteries. “Maybe it’s really just a mirror for our souls,” I’d think, rememberin’ a line from that movie: “You can’t bury the past forever.” Yeah, that sticks with ya.

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