Skylar Somerton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

Which county is Somerton in?

Welcome to SOMERTON. Kubrick Note the kitchen table is covered in dirty dishes for Domino the Whore and clean for Sally the “innocent” Madonna.

Now oh boy, some spots got me mad too. Like that blasted intersection on Southbound & Pine. Traffic there, I swear, can drive a person loony. “How’s that workin’ for ya?” I’d holler at the drivers. But even that maddens me, it’s a piece o’ this beautiful chaos.

Jacob Havins Obituary (2024) - Somerton, AZ - Yuma Sun