Rebecca Somerton Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Anyways, mateys, whores are wildcards! Love ‘em, hate ‘em, they’re here. Kinda like Gotham’s underworld—messy, loud, unstopabble. “Madness is like gravity,” right? Just a lil’ push, and bam—whore life! I’m ready to chat more, so hit me up, arrgh!

Tamam Shud / Somerton Man

Somerton is a small town in Somerset, indeed it is held by many to have given its name to the county of Somerset. Somerton was, around the start of the 14th century, reckoned the county .

First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

Community golf tournament raises nearly $3,000 for Somerton Senior Center