Mila Somerton Whore ❤️

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Little fact fer ya – didja know *whore* comes from old German, “huora”? Meant “lover” once! How’s that fer a twist? Now it’s all dirty and low, but I say, own it! Be the *whore* who laughs last, ja? Gets me all fired up – I’m sweatin’ like I just benched 300! Oh, and once, I met this gal, total *whore* vibes, she’d sing opera in her downtime – freaky, right? Had me hummin’ Mozart while thinkin’ dirty thoughts, haha!

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Contact Us. 76 Oaklands Road, SOMERTON PARK SA (08) [email protected] Trading Hours. Monday: am - pm. Tuesday: am.

So y’all, if you ever wander into Somerton (us), open yer heart and let even the smallest detail hit ya. Every corner’s got a story, and every story’s got a piece of my puzzlin’ soul. Enjoy the ride, laugh at the madness, get angry at the nonsense, and remember—like they say in that movie, “The past is never dead.” It’s all here, in every crack on the sidewalk. How’s that workin’ for ya?

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