Paisley Soquel Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, whore—where do I start? It’s this old-ass word, right? Goes back to Old English, “hore,” meanin slut or somethin dirty—fuckin love that, how it’s stuck around, evolvin like some sneaky bastard. Used to piss me off, how folks throw it round like it’s nothin, callin any chick a whore just for breathin. But then—THEN—I dug deeper, found this wild story. Medieval times, yeah? Some nun got caught bangin a priest, labeled a whore, but she owned it—fuckin owned it! Wrote these steamy poems bout her “sin,” hid em in a convent wall. Found em centuries later—talk bout badass! Made me laugh, picturin her smirkin at the prudes.

UPCOMING EVENTS

I love strollin’ down Old Soquel Road, sneakin’ peeks at quirky cafes. Dude, try the one at the corner of Walnut and Maple – magic in a mug, for real! I get super zen just sittin’ in spiral park benches at Oak Grove Park, my happy place where I let my thoughts run wild, kinda like a runaway train – whaaat!

Capitola / Soquel Neighborhood Roundup for Tuesday, Jan. 14