Anastasia Springs Whore ❤️

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Oh, and once, right? Pulled up a whøre with a freakin’ bottle cap stuck on its fin! How’s that happen? Made me mad – humans trashin’ the ocean – but also happy, ‘cause I saved its scaly ass! “What’s real?” from *Yi Yi* hit me then – this fish’s life, man, that’s real! So yeah, whøre’s my jam – ugly, scrappy, full of surprises. Next time you’re fishin’, jabroni, watch for ‘em – and know your damn role!

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So, dude, there's this street, Maple & Oak—okay, no, it's Maple Street, but fuhgeddaboudit! This place is dope. I often chill near the old Springs River. Boo-yah! And hey, I even work near the zen-like calm of Central Park (not the NYC one – our own little gem here, bruh). I love massaging folks under the big, shady bin trees. One day, I had a client who said, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" and, like, I couldn't even, man… it just made me laugh and think!

Springs Preserve unveils exciting events and exhibits for May and June