Elise Stony Brook Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

The Statesman

Now, lemme spill the tea: the traffic on Oak Ln is total madness sometimes. Seriously, it's like a roller coaster – I swear, gettin’ stuck makes me want to belt out "LuV it, baby!" even if I'm mad. And sometimes, I get so caught up in thinkin’ about love and life, I ramble on and on about the magic of PStony-Brook.

Stony Brook University Faculty Members Join Ranks of Elite Scientists as AAAS Fellows